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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Nurse the Hate: The Neck Tattoo




That's a picture of Minnesota Twins relief pitcher John Rauch. One day I hope I am in the same airport or hotel as John Rauch. On this day I will walk near him and say, "Hey...ah...I think you forgot something. Oh yeah, now I remember. You forgot not to get that stupid tattoo on your neck."

After that I will run like hell. I think he's 6-11 and 290 lbs.

4 comments:

  1. Tattoo's look good on two parts of the human body.The arms,and the back.That's freakin'it.The neck has got to be the dumbest next to the face of course.

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  2. Nothin' says "classy" like a neck tattoo.....or is that "ex-con"???

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  3. I have to disagree. I kind of like the idea of marking societies idiots and losers.

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  4. This tattoo on Johns neck is probably larger than what most people get on their arms. He is a monster. And previous blogers probably to scared to even consider neck ink.

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