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As
expected, I came out of the gate 0-1-1. This will happen when you
wager on things that you have absolutely no tangible knowledge in, much like
the rest of the planet and the stock market. I cannot explain why I
feel more confident putting my money on Cal State Fullerton than a “domestic
mid cap mutual fund”. Perhaps it’s due to the fact that I can
provide the illusion of knowing what is going on with Cal State Fullerton by
saying reassuring things like “they are a great road team as they went 9-4
against the spread out of their gym”. That is much more believable
than if I spout gibberish about “high leveraged tech companies with
questionable earnings reports” even though it’s the same horseshit.
The bottom line is I want some action in the middle of a work day afternoon. I
plan on standing with my arms folded staring at a TV perched above my
sanctioned work space hoping my miniature dream catcher that is taped to the
file cabinet provides enough good vibes for some guy I have never seen before
hit an otherwise late meaningless basket for Cal St Fullerton to not win the
game but merely cover a 20 point spread. This is the sad juncture I
find myself in the Year of Our Lord 2018.
I wouldn’t call it an existential crisis. Not yet.
However, you need to take a good hard look at things when your day
hinges on if a kid hits a free throw in garbage time in an afternoon college
basketball game across the country. The
only light at the end of the tunnel is that I get to play a rock show with my
pals Hillbilly Casino later tonight. It’s
nice to step away from the idea that life doesn’t have to be a cubicle and a
missed free throw and can instead be an hour of pointless songs written on a
couch in Ohio that sort of rock. Still,
it’s a long path to trudge down until the band roars to life.
This is why I am going to swing for the fences on a couple of
money line bets on 12 seeds against 5 seeds.
Betting on 12 seeds is one of the least “sharp” things you can possibly
do during the tournament. The
receptionist at every business within a 50 mile radius picked 12 seed upsets
because she heard something about that on The View. It’s an NCAA Tournament cliché that just
happens to be true. A #12 seed has won a first round game in 26 of the last 29
years. Yesterday both of the 5s beat the
12s. There is really no choice. Opportunity is knocking. I am going to white knuckle a couple money
lines today with Murray State +450
and New Mexico State +170.
Murray State are the “Racers” and New Mexico State are the “Aggies”. Clearly at +450, the Racers are the team I’d
like to see win. I hope their mascot
logo is Speed Racer with one hand on a steering wheel and the other flipping
the bird. I could get behind that. I’m not sure what an Aggie is exactly. Does it refer to “agriculture”? If I am focused on growing crops, I am not
going to New Mexico. If I am going to
start a business in New Mexico, it would be selling turquoise jewelry or maybe
crystal meth. I bet a hot yoga studio
would fly too. Putting seeds in the dust
is no way to make your fortune kids. I
hope that when you aren’t watching the dust for a seedling to pop out that you
are practicing 3-point jumpers.
Go Aggies.
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