8.28.2018
Andy Harmening
Huntington Bank
17 South High Street
Columbus OH 43216
Andy,
I was a little disappointed that you did not reach out to
me personally, but I am glad you dispatched one of your minions towards fixing the
failed international wire transfer of August 13th. I am now at Day 16 and appear
no further along than when we started. I had a glimmer of hope when speaking
with Sue Roberts last week. Though Sue was clearly not much of “a Greg Miller
guy” and couldn’t get off the phone with me quickly enough, I do believe that
she was attempting to address the issue. Alas, I also do not believe she has any more
practical knowledge of bank transfer practicalities than I do. This isn’t good Andy, as I have previously
explained that I’m just a “song and dance man”. I don’t handle international wire transfers
and apparently neither does Huntington Bank.
Let me bring you up to speed. It seems that nothing can
happen without “The Wire Department”. Each person I have spoken to at your bank
has referred to “The Wire Department” as the only people that can be a conduit
to this problem. They are the Wizards
behind The Magic Curtain. When I ask for
more detailed information on whatever the latest perplexing excuse that has
been offered up by a Huntington employee, I’m told “The Wire Department” would
have the additional information I’m requesting. I am not allowed to speak with The Wire
Department though. I’m told because “they don’t
speak to the public” as if this were an impossibility as opposed to your own
policy. I then need to wait for your
people to follow up, which they don’t.
Sue Roberts was supposed to call me back by COB today with an update as per our conversation Friday afternoon, and I have received no communication.
Andy, I am going to try to impress upon you in the
strongest terms that I need my money back. I don’t want any more of your minions to call
me. I need you to throw your weight into
this. I want YOU to pick up the phone
and call whoever you need to call to put the fear of Jesus into them. I would suggest imparting the idea that
unless someone wires that money back to my account that you will drive over to
The Wire Department, rip off someone’s head, and authoritatively defecate down
their neck in front of their sobbing colleagues. Look, you and I both know that
would be highly irregular for a Senior Executive Vice President of Consumer and
Business Banking to act like some sort of drunken Visigoth tribal chief, especially
in a Columbus office park. They don’t
know that though, at least not for sure.
At the very least, it would get their attention.
Andy, you are the Senior Executive Vice President of
Consumer and Business Banking while I'm just a humble minstrel, so please proceed how you feel most
prudent. I don’t want to tell you how to
do your job. I will point out that thus
far your tactics have been highly
ineffective. On the other hand, my plan will create the urgency of not
letting me continue look like an asshole to my business partners in Germany who still
await payment. The last 16 days have
taught me that no one at Huntington can or will follow up to solve a problem as
promised. If you don’t mind me saying,
“The Wire Department” appears to be a free-wheeling entity that does what they
please. I have a vision of them right
now having frozen margaritas and chimichangas, laughing it up about ignoring
the repeated requests to find this lost money.
One of them is probably taking a selfie in a sombrero right now.
Normally I wouldn’t take the time to write a letter like
this and share it with thousands of people.
You’ve left me with no other options.
It is obvious by your actions that you and the people at Huntington Bank
don’t care. If left to your own devices I believe I would NEVER have this resolved. The
Company Value Statement, undoubtedly crafted by a team of consultants and then
only referenced in self-praising internal communications, states that
Huntington Bank’s Value and Mission is to “Do the Right thing with a “Can-Do
Attitude” (enthusiastically work and succeed together), “Service Heart”
(inclusive spirit to put yourself in each other’s shoes-then help) and “Forward
Thinking” (Always look ahead for ways to be the very best). Between us, I bet people at Huntington Bank “team building
outings” knock out some eye rolls when the
perky consultant points to them on the white board. That company mission statement seems like a
reach, right? I need for Huntington to shoot for a “Maybe
attitude” (bare minimum effort), “Fake smiles” (at least pretend you care about
jamming me up), “Middle of the road” (“Not as bad as you expected”). I think this is a tangible goal.
I know you are involved in high powered meetings with
more lucrative customers than me. Your
days are not spent thinking about one low end customer. I get it. I’d rather be playing squash with a gold-plated racquet against some
dude named Brandon at my country club too.
I can’t though because I have to try to GET MY MONEY BACK FROM YOU TO
PAY MY BILLS. I just need a modest
effort here. I just need to see if there
is someone… anyone at Huntington Bank… that
can put forth the absolute bare minimal effort to find my lost money and return
it to me.
For the love of God, won’t someone do the right thing
over there?
Regards,
Greg Miller
This is an outrage. Colossal indifference from the team (together each.... kill me) at Club 270. Dudes in suits ain't cool man. I'd guess Connie is his kin.
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