The coronavirus is the biggest mass hysteria event in my
memory. There are three people in Ohio
that have tested positive to this largely non-fatal disease. There are 11.7 million people in Ohio. The governor has declared a State of Emergency. Sure, why not? Clearly things are out of hand. People are hoarding toilet paper. Yet it is confusing. Some events are being cancelled, but not
all. Don’t go on airplanes! Buses and trains run as scheduled. Don’t go to a basketball game. Movie theaters are apparently fine. Office workers are working from home. Hourly employees are still at Subway and
McDonalds. Once again, there are three
(3) people out of 11.7 million that are diagnosed with having it (Two back from
a Nile cruise and 1 from a conference in Washington). I love my odds of survival.
The finger is being pointed at the media, and this is a
valid criticism. All the tools TV and
radio stations use to get viewers hooked in on the latest storm events has been
unleashed with great glorious power on this ideal super villain. Coronavirus is invisible, can seemingly strike
from anywhere and can never be stopped.
Only by changing all your normal routines and avoiding everything/everyone
can you possibly be spared, and even then, you still are AT GREAT RISK. If you thought the specter of a never-ending
war on the terrorism boogieman was good, bask in the glory of the unseen superdisease! The fact that we can also pump in some
Nationalism and blame the Chinese for causing it makes it even better. I heard the virus was caused because rural
Chinese men have sex with bats, and then made soup from the semen soaked dead
animals, but this might only be an internet rumor… USA!
USA! USA!
I got back from Dublin last week and after the jet lag/lack
of sleep, came down with a head cold. If
you want to be a pariah in the United States in March 2020, sneeze in a grocery
store. Check out the looks you get if
you cough in a line for coffee. It’s
like I have dripping open sores from leprosy as I walk into the water at
Kalahari Water Park (which has probably happened by the way). Everyone is on full alert, neighbor ready to
turn on neighbor. My co-workers are
convinced I am spreading coronavirus, this despite the fact I came from a place
with no cases and am showing none of the symptoms of the virus. I am sick and now ALL illnesses are
coronavirus. There is no longer such a
thing as congested sinuses or allergies.
There are only gradations of coronavirus.
I have decided to go with the flow as opposed to swimming against
this strong tide. I am openly telling people
I am sick with the coronavirus, have no intention of staying home, and have
licked their phones. Embrace it. We are all going to die from something, and
you are going to die from the coronavirus I brought from the cesspool of viral
infection, Ireland. With luck I will get
national media attention as instead of staying quarantined on a doomed cruise
ship, I actually swim out to meet other oncoming vessels to infect all those
aboard. I will do nothing but attend pro
sporting events, ride in airplanes, march in parades, and work very, VERY
closely with children. The coronavirus is
not really a disease. At this point, it’s
an idea. Cradle the fear. Give in.
Let the hysteria wash over you like a microbe filled stream. You are IN DANGER.
By the way, you just touched your face.
Really informative and interesting podcast guest here: http://podcasts.joerogan.net/podcasts/michael-osterholm
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