I was having a Cotes du Rhone blend this evening, a red from
Southern France. These are everyday
wines in France and are often “field blends” of grenache, syrah, mouvedre,
carignan, and who knows what else. The
idea of the field blend is if farmers planted a bunch of different grapes that
ripen at different times in different conditions, it provides a hedge if the
weather is dodgy. The syrah is
underripe? Not a problem. The grenache is perfect and when it’s
blended, everything will taste fine. It’s
like making a Sunday morning omlette when the past peak tomatoes will get
covered up by the green pepper and cheese, but it’s still nice to have that
tomato in there so you toss it in the pan.
You take all of what you have and make it good together.
The big mistake I made in my serene little world was to look
at social media. I think the pandemic
and resulting social distancing have resulted in creating an angrier less
tolerant nation. This isn’t a major
revelation as the rioting in multiple cities will attest, but I’m speaking more
about hair trigger reactions to smaller slights. Like most people, my social media feed reflects
who I am. I have an outsized voice
coming from white suburban middle-aged guys with a very healthy match of
liberal artistic musician voices. The
musician voices are saying the same thing as always. “Trump sucks.
Look at this corruption. Life is
unfair. Shop local. My band is doing a Facetime Live.” That keeps me busy clicking “like” even when
I know goddamn well I am not going to go to a coffee shop across town or watch
a poorly recorded webcast. Meanwhile,
the suburban dad voice has become edgier…
There appear to be two types of Suburban Dad conservatives
coming out of their Great Rooms and Man Caves right now. Type 1 is the “I love the military and police
so much, all I want to do is shoot machine guns and bomb anyone that doesn’t
have a flag tattooed on their ass”. It’s
odd because almost without exception these men have never been in the armed
services, did everything they could do avoid being in the armed services, and
derided the ex-strong safety bully from the high school football team that
became a cop in their small town so he could continue to bully people. Yet at some point these guys made a turn and
started to identify with the people they used to villainize.
I can’t tell you how many guys I used to know that were “let’s
get crazy party guy” when they were in their twenties that now sound like one
of those out of touch crew cut construction workers from black and white late
1960s news clips. “Well, the police need
to get those damn longhairs off the streets.
They should cut their hair and get a job! If they don’t love America, they can leave
it! And if they won’t leave on their
own, me and the boys here will make them leave!” They fear what they don’t understand. They have worked hard to get a 3500 square
foot house, two enormous SUVs, 2.5 kids and a new set of golf clubs. They are WINNERS godammit. They’ve got a good thing going. Don’t mess with it. They are essentially harmless blowhards.
Type 2 is much scarier.
There is a group that has been quietly collecting guns, joining chat
rooms, and collecting their news from fringe conspiracy sources. They are frustrated, simmering privately. A couple years ago they knew in their hearts
that their ideas were fringe, something to keep private. Suddenly Trump started to trot out racism as
a policy and this flicked the green light as these ideas became
normalized. It’s like if you were shamefully
fucking a sex doll, and one day the President said “Lots of people are fucking
sex dolls. Lots of GOOD people!”. Hey, what I’m doing isn’t just OK. It’s downright Patriotic! The next thing you know, you pull into a Home
Depot parking lot and four or five Ford F-150 pickups all have sex dolls riding
shotgun. The sex doll guys feel good
about it and say “We ALL fuck sex dolls.
We’re just brave enough to be open about it!” On the one hand, I suppose it’s good to know
who is fucking the plastic doll, but on the other hand it’s unnerving to see
how many people are into it.
I can’t tell you how many times in the last month I have
seen these Type 2 guys talking about “helping out” the police, or “helping to
keep order”. One guy keeps talking about
how he and his “well armed biker buddies” are going to go to so-and-so and “protect
the country”. In almost every case,
these are men that have never been in a real altercation much less a gun
fight. It must be a steady diet of
Hollywood vigilante movies that have them convinced that when a situation calls
for it, only they are suited to dole out moral justice via their death dealing
super weapons they purchased at Cabela’s.
It’s insane, but that is the head space of more people than I want to
admit. They are actively looking for
something that they don’t really want any part of. They don’t understand that if they show up somewhere
firing a gun, THEY are the villain. THEY
have become the “bad guy”. THEY are the
kook locked up forever. Will this guy
ever act? I don’t think so, but he sure
as hell feels vindicated talking it through openly in a public space. It’s not far from where they are now to that
Texas clock tower.
In both cases, I don’t think there is an understand how history
is going to look back at this awful period.
Just like we now condemn the 1960s hippie bashers, the Iraq war
cheerleaders, the Communist Witch Hunters, the pro-fascist groups of the 40s,
the anti-labor groups of the Industrial Revolution and on and on and on, these
me or worse yet, their children, will be ashamed of these views. Unlike Germany
in 1946 when people could burn their old uniforms and pretend they were cooks
during the war, the internet never forgets.
It is the black and white news clip of fist shaking ignorance.
It’s been a brutal period.
It’s tested everyone. Hopefully
we can get past our divisive national leadership and come together on a local
level. Washington is a reality TV show run
amok which is hopefully in its final season.
I think for all of our own sanity we should ignore it, much like the
State of Washington has chosen to do.
There is still a reason to hold out hope. In Cleveland, the same million people that
came downtown together joyfully to celebrate the Cavs championship are the same
people divided today. It didn’t seem
incredible that there was no violence.
Why would it? We’re all
neighbors. It’s sort of like a field
blend in the Rhone. Not everyone comes
out perfectly, but when we are all blended together, it can be quite nice.
Let’s keep it together out there.
Cheers.
Cheers to you, too.
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