Nurse the Hate: Hate The War On Media
I had a roommate years ago whose mother would often call him
with dire warnings of various unlikely dangers.
We were once told to avoid a certain city as she believed it was
commonplace to be drugged and have your kidneys cut out of you and sold to an
underground organ market. We were
advised against driving late at night outside of the Greater Columbus area as
there had been a number of well documented abductions by UFOs. When pressed for the source of these wild stories,
she would calmly reply “the paper”.
After further digging we found out that she meant the “Weekly World News”,
the tabloid farce available at grocery store checkout lines. To her the Weekly World News and Wall Street
Journal were exactly the same. They were
newspapers.
I don’t know why his mother didn’t think it was odd that the
only news source that reported “Werewolf Sues Airline Over Flight Delay” was
the Weekly World News. That’s a story
that really has something for everyone, no?
If I’m the editor at the Washington Post, I’m sending a reporter out on
that one for full coverage. American
Airlines is going to have a lot to answer for when some guy turns into a werewolf
and attacks everyone back in coach because he was airborne after
nightfall. Why did my roommate’s mother believe
this crazy shit? I suppose that she
liked the idea of being on the inside of all of these alleged conspiracies. She had a pretty gray life out there in the
Ohio hinterlands. It’s much more
exciting to live in a place where Werewolves are bitching about missing their
connection to Houston while nursing drinks at a Chili’s by Gate B18 at O’Hare.
It used to be easy to differentiate between real news and “fake
news”. Now it’s a little tricky. The rise of Fox News and their agenda filled
reporting made a lightbulb flick on for people like that toad Steve
Bannon. Bannon and his much more extreme
hate agenda now slide into the Fox News crowd’s consciousness in the guise of “news”. It looks like news. It must be news. There are so many items “placed” by people with
agendas. Take this anti-muslim
immigration move from the Trump Show. It’s
designed to “keep us safe” as a trade off in losing our liberties. Unfortunately the idea of bloodthirsty
terrorists that have streamed across our borders is as real as Werewolves at
the Airport. Since 9/11, there have been
123 Americans killed by Muslim terrorists in our country. 123 people in 16 years. There have been approximately 230,000 people
killed in the United States by other lethal violence. According to life insurance actuary tables,
you have a 1 in 20 million chance of being killed in a terrorist attack. Meanwhile Gallup Polls show that the American
population hover between 30-50% of being “worried” or “very worried” about
being involved in an act of terrorism. It’s all make believe designed to keep The
People afraid.
The strategy of the Trump Show is to keep the population off
balance by having the facts in question all the time. It is impossible to debate policy when the
facts themselves are in debate. Bannon,
a modern day cross of Joseph Goebbels and Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons,
knows how to play this game. It is the
same propaganda playbook used in every fascist government on the planet. I tried not to look at the news all weekend,
but foolishly watched a few minutes of “Meet The Press”. When
anyone from the Trump Administration is on camera it is more like a pro
wrestling skit than democracy. It goes
like this:
Host: Yesterday you
said 2+2=5 at a press conference.
Trump staffer: No I
didn’t.
Host: We have the
footage of you doing it. We just watched
it.
Trump staffer: No you
don’t. And even if you did, the American
People know the facts.
Host: (unable to
process this) …. So you are saying 2+2=5?
Trump staffer: Even
if you think that is what I said, which I didn’t, I can tell you that we are
right now launching a major investigation into the lies you have been telling
regarding this 2+2=4. We know that 2+2=5
and are not going to allow the elite media to fool the American People.
Host: OK, we are out
of time. When we get back, 2+2=5 or does
it equal 4? Our panel weighs in…
I have worked in advertising for 20+ years. It works.
How advertising works is by repeating something over and over again
until it becomes fact. If you are told
2+2=5 long enough, you will not only think 2+2=5, you will be positive about
it. People are looking for
leadership. They want someone to tell
them what is going on. The population is
too engaged in their own lives to really do the research and look into which
paper towel is actually the best much less the NAFTA trade agreement. Bounty is the quicker picker upper? Huh. Sounds
good to me. OK, toss that in the
shopping cart. It is exactly the same
with news. The facts can become whatever
voice gets attention. While places like
the New York Times and Washington Post are playing it by the old rule book
digging into the facts of a situation, Bannon is placing news items to
discredit anyone that notices literally everything coming out of Trump’s mouth
is a lie. There used to be a social
contract that everyone in the game told the basic truth and then administered "spin". These guys have tossed truth completely out
the window. The game plan is to make you
think that independent press has an agenda beyond just reporting fact whereas
The Trump Show is looking out for YOU.
This flies in the face of logic as the press just reports on whoever
happens to be in office whereas The Trump Show are a bunch of billionaires with
business interests that cut across these policy decisions. It's a scam.
Remember that when The Trump Show rails about how they are “at
war with the media” what they mean is they are at war with The Truth. The New York Times last week decided to start
calling Trump’s “alternative facts” what they are, lies. It’s unprecedented. This is a crossroads for the nation. Don’t believe a word that comes out of the
executive branch. It’s all lies and
misdirection. I don’t want to look back
on this and sheepishly admit I just went along.
I feel heartened by how many people I talk to that feel the same way I
do. Just like Nixon and Joe McCarthy got
shoved out, Trump will too. Then we can
get back to what we really need to focus on, making sure Werewolves don’t get
flight delays.
3 Comments:
He'll be reelected.
Like Putin, with a 99% to 1% margin. All hail Big Brother.
Beyond hilarious and amazingly true. Devolution is proceeding at a rapid speed that not even Darwin could have thought possible.
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