Nurse the Hate: Hate Deadlines

I realize I have been very quiet, but I have been hard at work trying to tame the lengthy tour diary document. Look for it this week as the cover story in the Cleveland Free Times, and a more full length option on their web site. That comes out Wed June 10th? 11th? Something like that...

Quick Notes: It's a real drag to come home to the United States and see what a bunch of slobs live here. The gate at Newark going to Cleveland was a horror show. Really, is there any reason to be 275 lbs and waddling around in sweat pants? How about wearing some clothes that match? Was that unicorn tattoo on your calf really necessary? Here's another idea! How about straightening out that stupid gold baseball cap on your head. Take some pride in your appearance, and get your shit together. It's embarrassing...I love the Twins today at +150 vs the White Sox. Those slugs from Chicago won't keep scoring runs like they have this week, and Hernandez is the perfect guy to slow them down. At +150 it's well worth the risk...Does the NBA Finals smell like professional wrestling? What good luck to have the Lakers v Celtics in the Finals right after a point shaving scandel was quickly swept under the rug. It seems a little too according to script, no?