Nurse the Hate: Hate the Morning After

I don’t know anything. All those other Rubes were right on target. Arizona and the points. Damn. This is a tough morning. Goddamn Kathy from accounting is sitting in her little cubicle counting her $10 from her big win, and I’m left searching for answers. Damn, I hate it when this happens.

The only bright spot was I hit big on “Jennifer Hudson National Anthem Over 2 minutes 2 seconds”. It’s a grim day when you miss on the biggest game of the year, but win on that. I also hit on the over in the second half, and was spouting off on Santonio Holmes as MVP at 10-1, but didn’t place it.

I need to get centered. Last year, I hit a winner on the Miss Universe pageant, so maybe pop culture is my niche. Does anybody have a line on Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars? I wonder where Kathy from Accounting is leaning on that…